Top Secret Microsoft Tablet pre-release photo!

Top Secret pre-release photo pilfered from Microsoft Labs!

Top Secret pre-release photo pilfered from Microsoft Labs!

Microsoft hasn’t even released this one yet, look for it at pre-skoolz near you next fall. Revolutionary ‘back-to-basics’ design paradigms featuring:

  • Guaranteed Virus/Malware proof
  • No external power source or charging required
  • Complete NSA security level data wipe in 2 seconds
  • No ports of any kind to confuse non-techen-peepers
  • No network connectivity of any kind for impenetrable security
  • So easy your pre-schooler can use it

Remember, you saw it here first.

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