Top Secret Microsoft Tablet pre-release photo!
Microsoft hasn’t even released this one yet, look for it at pre-skoolz near you next fall. Revolutionary ‘back-to-basics’ design paradigms featuring:
- Guaranteed Virus/Malware proof
- No external power source or charging required
- Complete NSA security level data wipe in 2 seconds
- No ports of any kind to confuse non-techen-peepers
- No network connectivity of any kind for impenetrable security
- So easy your pre-schooler can use it
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